Tracktuned Lanyard + Lucky 5 Yen Coin

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Support The Build!
Tracktuned Lanyard + Lucky 5 Yen Coin

Because therapy is expensive, turbos are even more expensive, and forged rods apparently still can’t handle my life choices… every little helps.

For the price of a takeaway coffee (or two if you live outside London), you can:

• Keep your keys stylishly attached to your dignity (or at least to a lanyard).

• Gain a genuine Japanese lucky 5 yen coin – supposedly good luck for car projects. (Full disclosure: results may vary. My coin didn’t stop me blowing up a engine, but it did help me find a missing 10mm socket once, so that’s basically the same thing.)

• Directly fuel the “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?” fund that keeps this whole circus running.

Why you need one:

• Lanyards are proven to add 5bhp.

• The coin wards off evil spirits… mostly MOT testers.

• Supporting this build is cheaper than therapy, safer than gambling, and slightly more socially acceptable than explaining to your partner why the car still isn’t finished.

Grab one today and proudly declare: “Yes, I am directly financing someone else’s bad decisions, and I love it.”